David Darnes

"Complementary colors… they just don’t go well together."

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:32:45 +0000

“Complementary colors… they just don’t go well together.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

"Please let me know if I need to make any changes ASAP. If you take too long it will stretch into the..."

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:44:13 +0000

“Please let me know if I need to make any changes ASAP. If you take too long it will stretch into the weekend and we will lose two days, as there are two days this weekend.”

- this weekend (via clientsfromhell)

Liking this artwork for dubstep artist Excision, really matches...

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 19:59:43 +0000

Liking this artwork for dubstep artist Excision, really matches the style of the music.

(via Media | EXCISION)

"How many megawatsits are an image?"

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:53:06 +0000

“How many megawatsits are an image?”

- New agency, Megawatsit (via clientsfromhell)

"No, no, this is all wrong. Our colors are black, blue, lime green and clear!"

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:42:41 +0000

“No, no, this is all wrong. Our colors are black, blue, lime green and clear!”

- (via clientsfromhell)

"Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?"

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:44:58 +0000

“Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?”

- (via clientsfromhell)

"The website looks great on my screen, but I want to come in to see it in person before I sign off."

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:22:37 +0000

“The website looks great on my screen, but I want to come in to see it in person before I sign off.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

"Can you export this video to viral?"

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:09:26 +0000

“Can you export this video to viral?”

- .vrl (via clientsfromhell)

"Tip: you can improve the rendering performance of transitions/animations in mobile Safari by..."

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:33:07 +0000

“Tip: you can improve the rendering performance of transitions/animations in mobile Safari by applying a dummy CSS 3D transform. For example: -webkit-transform: translate3d(0,0,0);”

- via Hakim El Hattab

"We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to do it, but he has..."

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:33:56 +0000

“We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to do it, but he has started college and is too busy to work on it.”

- They called him the Dream Weaver… (via clientsfromhell)

littlebigdetails: Mac OS X: Cursor update. /via Danny Noticed...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:13:04 +0000

littlebigdetails:

Mac OS X: Cursor update.

/via Danny

Noticed this the other day. wasn’t sure of the pointing hand but its all nice and consistent now. They’ve changed a few other cursors too, which I guess we’ll pick up on over time.

"Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier."

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:25:23 +0000

“Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier.”

- (via clientsfromhell)

The latest music video from OK Go, in partnership with...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:54:23 +0000

The latest music video from OK Go, in partnership with Chevrolet. This one seriously exceeded my expectations. A must watch, and I mean that!

OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video (by OkGo)

clientsfromhell: Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design?Client:...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:06:11 +0000

clientsfromhell:

Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design?

Client: Magenta.

Me: Do you have specific colours you would like us to avoid using in the design?

Client: Bright Pink.

clientsfromhell: Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:40:00 +0000

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?

Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?

Client: No.

Me: Then no.

"What’s your email address?"

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:07:45 +0000

“What’s your email address?”

- Sent via e-mail (via clientsfromhell)

mag0c0ro-gif: Laser beam Just one gif from the blog mag0c0ro,...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:19:59 +0000

mag0c0ro-gif:

Laser beam

Just one gif from the blog mag0c0ro, they’ll make you think “What the hecks happening??” but none the less they are cool to look at. They also have a Vimeo Channel for more in depth wacky videos.

this-studio: http://print-process.com/product/?product-id=368&am...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:32:07 +0000

this-studio:

http://print-process.com/product/?product-id=368&selected-tag=54

Swatch art.

Bricss: Simple responsive design test page

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:42:24 +0000

Bricss: Simple responsive design test page:

bricss:

There are some pretty complex testing tools for responsive designs out there. I even see people constantly resizing their browser window using on-screen rulers. The easiest approach to me is just a simple page with a bunch of iframes, like Matt Kersley’s test page. Because I always ended up…

Something for @kersley to check out.

"I’ve decided on the photos that I would like you to use on the website. They are attached to this..."

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:53:12 +0000

“I’ve decided on the photos that I would like you to use on the website. They are attached to this email. Please send them back when you’re finished as they are my only copies. Thanks!”

- Careful now (via clientsfromhell)