February 2012
17 posts
“I was looking for something more detailed and simple.”
– via clientsfromhell
“Complementary colors… they just don’t go well together.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Please let me know if I need to make any changes ASAP. If you take too long it...”
– this weekend (via clientsfromhell)
“How many megawatsits are an image?”
– New agency, Megawatsit (via clientsfromhell)
“No, no, this is all wrong. Our colors are black, blue, lime green and clear!”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“The website looks great on my screen, but I want to come in to see it in person...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Can you export this video to viral?”
– .vrl (via clientsfromhell)
“Tip: you can improve the rendering performance of transitions/animations in...”
– via Hakim El Hattab
“We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to...”
– They called him the Dream Weaver… (via clientsfromhell)
“Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design? Client: Magenta. Me: Do you have specific colours you would like us to avoid using in the design? Client: Bright Pink.
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?
Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?
Client: No.
Me: Then no.