January 2012
18 posts
“What’s your email address?”
– Sent via e-mail (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 30th
456 notes
Jan 29th
4,530 notes
Jan 28th
3 notes
Bricss: Simple responsive design test page →
bricss: There are some pretty complex testing tools for responsive designs out there. I even see people constantly resizing their browser window using on-screen rulers. The easiest approach to me is just a simple page with a bunch of iframes, like Matt Kersley’s test page. Because I always ended up… Something for @kersley to check out.
Jan 26th
39 notes
“I’ve decided on the photos that I would like you to use on the website. They are...”
– Careful now (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 25th
363 notes
“Be sure to put every letter of the alphabet in the URL. I want my site to come...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 23rd
311 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: I can’t seem to find the search box, can you please make sure it’s working? Me: The search box is in the top left hand corner of ever page. Client: Is that on your left or my left?
Jan 22nd
160 notes
“We’re a pretty forward thinking company - with pretty tech savvy employees. As...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 20th
762 notes
“Lastly, regarding SEO: We put about 1600 keywords into the keywords meta tag for...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 19th
101 notes
Jan 18th
46 notes
Jan 16th
6 tags
Jan 15th
8 notes
Jan 13th
clientsfromhell: Client: The text is not black enough. Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet…. Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black? Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour. I went to lunch. Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now? Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
Jan 12th
913 notes
Jan 12th
“Transparent vector jpeg will do just fine.”
– The file format my client wants his photographs in (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 8th
400 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: My blog needs to have a picture that can easily be taken from Google images or other free sources. Me: Hate to break it to you, but you can’t legally use Google images for free photos. Client: Uh, yeah, you can.  Just right click and click “Save Image As…”  I shouldn’t have to tell you this. You’re supposed to be the graphic’s expert.
Jan 5th
375 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: Can you just get rid of this here? Me: The Lorum Ipsum? Client: Yeah, just fill it with dummy text that doesn’t mean anything.
Jan 2nd
523 notes
December 2011
10 posts
Those fireworks were amazing. Happy 2012 everyone where we’ll do it all over again, only better!
Dec 31st