September 2011
16 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Don’t get me wrong, I like the website. It’s nice and all. But that last one you built me was so cool and minimalist— I still think about it.” Me: “That was the wireframe…” Client: “No, no. It was definitely happening INSIDE the computer.”
“Sorry for the delay on your invoice. My grandma got really sick… Oh, can you...”
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clientsfromhell:
On the phone with a client, I asked them to e-mail me a screengrab from their computer. They replied: “Okay. Hang on, I need to dust it first.”
“We’re set to go—I’ve checked my computer over for viruses and the only one I saw...”
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“Hold off on the changes for right now—I want to be able to see them. I’m heading...”
– They’re internet runs on firewood. (via clientsfromhell)
“I like your design, but could you make it with a white background?… We’re trying...”
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“Check it out” now.
“I’ve printed out the pages of the website, and both my wife and I agree that it...”
– Lunching phone out of window in 3… 2… 1… (via clientsfromhell)
“I love this font. I just don’t like how this particular word appears. Can you...”
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