July 2011
17 posts
clientsfromhell:
Me: Would you like to have the meeting at 3 PM today or tomorrow morning?
Client: Yes.
Your ridiculously cool BMW 3.5CSL wallpaper is... →
The dimensions of the 1975 BMW 3.5CSL are just so perfect and natural it’s possible the car’s just a giant golden rectangle with a Hofmeister Kink. It makes the E64 look like something you’d find in a half-empty Chernobyl swimming hole. This particular car is being driven by the Boris Said at the…
Dave: This is now my background at work.
“Almost. I want less of a rectangle, and more of a long square.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
This almost perfectly matches an email from my day.
“HELP! I can’t send or receive email.”
– Sent via email. (via clientsfromhell)
WatchReally stylish animation by @WeAreAirside, Infoasaid Information Film (Airside)
“The portrait of this guy looks too much like it was worked up in Photoshop. Is...”
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My client said he was a bit of a photoshop wiz...
clientsfromhell:
So I sent him the photoshop file for a mockup to review.
Client: Do you want some hard criticism?
Me: Sure.
Client: I think the design is really good, but the checkered, gray background is busy and distracting. Just saying, it’s not how I’d do it
clientsfromhell:
A client loved my design and asked me to mockup some typeface options.
“So,” I said, “which one do you like the most?”
“Well, I think I’ll go with the thin one - it’ll be less expensive, right?”
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“We’re really impressed with your portfolio. Really professional stuff! We’d love...”
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Will snap for food.