June 2011
17 posts
Shades of blue
clientsfromhell:
Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!
I send the (unchanged) file back to her.
Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.
I send the same file - again, unchanged.
Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!
Again, same file, unchanged.
Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?
If...
Hold on, you’re losing me. Is Dreamweaver a book or something?
– (via clientsfromhell)
We like what you did. We just don’t like what you didn’t do.
– (via clientsfromhell)
Receipt Racer
As featured at the OFFF Festival in Barcelona on June 8th 2011, by d_effekt
(via Receipt Racer - today and tomorrow)
I applaud this one...
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Is it landscape or portrait?” Client: “It’s a bit of both, actually.” Me: “Really, how so?” Client: “Well, there’s a woman in the foreground. But there is a mountain behind her.”
Explain how you doing 3 circles equals 23 hours worth of work. Really, walk me...
– A quote from the first Toyota brand meeting. (via clientsfromhell)