November 2011
25 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole?
Me: I’m sorry, how…?
Client: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it.
Me: Can you ask them how you look like -
Client: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it.
Me: Oh, I think I see it now.
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Alright, I want you to go ahead and drag that file to your desktop.” Client: “Pff. I don’t have a desktop, I have a laptop!”
“If we crop out the fat kid, will it knock the file size down enough?”
– Fat data.
Spheres & Stuff & 3D things!
jazzybam:
Here’s a few quick renders following on from my other 3D experiments. I think I may have the hang of turning things into spheres now…
This is pretty much a constant side project for me so I’ll be posting more stuff as and when I make it.
Enjoy!
“A way I like to think about content on mobile: paperbacks don’t arbitrarily...”
– Josh Clark (via wtf-mobile-web)
A good example of what clients from hell get in...
clientsfromhell:
http://www.hurtownia-kontakt.pl/
This is so bad it sorta creeps me out.
“These days, I’m using the Mozzarella one… With the fire.”
– Client, when asked what internet browser he’s been using (via clientsfromhell)
“Designers really need to hear the following, loud and clear: The iPad browser is...”
– Dave Weiner (via wtf-mobile-web)
Arnos Vale Cemetery
benjaminreid:
Another funky gif.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Mover, Shaker,...
jazzybam:
I turned Ben into a gif!
“I wanted to ask, do we have to buy the confetti or will you be printing it?”
– Client, planning his staff party on the cheap (via clientsfromhell) We’ll save money by shredding all your paperwork from the financial year.