October 2011
29 posts
“We’ve discussed it, and I think the thing we don’t like about it is the circle’s...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Stop typing stuff on my computer. Use your own.” Me: “I’m just installing—” Client: “I don’t care. It will just confuse me.” Me: “But, it’s necessary that you understand—” Client: “Listen, just stop fiddling with stuff. I saw the movie “Hackers”, okay, I know how stealth you people are!”
Plank
clientsfromhell:
Me: “I got the photos you sent me for the viral marketing campaign, but I’m confused… They’re all of you lying face down on a bed.”
Client: “It’s called planking. Trust me, it’s cool.”
Me: “Ya, I don’t think you quite understand this one.”
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La Wine Agency →
Another cool little website that was linked on my previous post. Nice typography.
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clientsfromhell:
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “No.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I...
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clientsfromhell:
Text correspondence: Client: “I need that as A.S.A.P. as possible!” Me: “As as soon as possible as possible…?” Client: “Are you drunk?”
Also known as the “Deadline Paradox”
