October 2010
91 posts
“I got 99 ligatures but a bitch ain’t one”
– Joel Cage, Designer
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via spadgerina)
Very apt for me today.
“0011001000110011”
– My Birthday today in binary, David Darnes
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Favorite Visual Artist? What the hell does that mean? Where are you from? We Americans don’t know what you mean by ‘visual artists’. You mean actor? If so, my answer would be Johnny Depp.”
“You’re pretty enough to be a stripper. If this ‘graphic design business’ thing...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Please call me if you don’t receive this email.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Anti-Social Networking
This evening myself and a few of the gang went to see ‘The Social Network’. I won’t bother explaining it as its been plastered all over the news/internet and the name kinda gives you a clue. Anyway afterwards we headed back for a brew and a chat about the film and other social networking sites. Jamie (aka @Jazzybam) mentioned a few creative or designer type ones, one of which I...
clientsfromhell:
Client: “These JPEG photos are only 5616 pixels in resolution and they’re only about 5MB each. They’re clearly taken by an amateur photographer with a pocket camera. We need them to be at least 20MB to print properly”
[Converts to BMP so they’re all about 50MB each]
Client: “Great, these are perfect!”
clientsfromhell:
“I want to build a website that appeals to the Amish people.”
