February 2012
15 posts
“Complementary colors… they just don’t go well together.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 24th
324 notes
“Please let me know if I need to make any changes ASAP. If you take too long it...”
– this weekend (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 20th
98 notes
Feb 18th
“How many megawatsits are an image?”
– New agency, Megawatsit (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 17th
99 notes
“No, no, this is all wrong. Our colors are black, blue, lime green and clear!”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 16th
107 notes
“Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 15th
433 notes
“The website looks great on my screen, but I want to come in to see it in person...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 13th
222 notes
“Can you export this video to viral?”
– .vrl (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 12th
321 notes
“Tip: you can improve the rendering performance of transitions/animations in...”
– via Hakim El Hattab
Feb 11th
“We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to...”
– They called him the Dream Weaver… (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 7th
326 notes
Feb 6th
121 notes
“Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier.”
–  (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 5th
361 notes
Feb 5th
2 notes
clientsfromhell: Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design? Client: Magenta. Me: Do you have specific colours you would like us to avoid using in the design? Client: Bright Pink.
Feb 3rd
406 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website? Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics? Client: No. Me: Then no.
Feb 2nd
571 notes
January 2012
18 posts
“What’s your email address?”
– Sent via e-mail (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 30th
456 notes
Jan 29th
4,530 notes
Jan 28th
3 notes
Bricss: Simple responsive design test page →
bricss: There are some pretty complex testing tools for responsive designs out there. I even see people constantly resizing their browser window using on-screen rulers. The easiest approach to me is just a simple page with a bunch of iframes, like Matt Kersley’s test page. Because I always ended up… Something for @kersley to check out.
Jan 26th
39 notes
“I’ve decided on the photos that I would like you to use on the website. They are...”
– Careful now (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 25th
363 notes
“Be sure to put every letter of the alphabet in the URL. I want my site to come...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 23rd
311 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: I can’t seem to find the search box, can you please make sure it’s working? Me: The search box is in the top left hand corner of ever page. Client: Is that on your left or my left?
Jan 22nd
160 notes
“We’re a pretty forward thinking company - with pretty tech savvy employees. As...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 20th
762 notes
“Lastly, regarding SEO: We put about 1600 keywords into the keywords meta tag for...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 19th
101 notes
Jan 18th
46 notes
Jan 16th
6 tags
Jan 15th
8 notes
Jan 13th
clientsfromhell: Client: The text is not black enough. Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet…. Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black? Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour. I went to lunch. Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now? Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
Jan 12th
913 notes
Jan 12th
“Transparent vector jpeg will do just fine.”
– The file format my client wants his photographs in (via clientsfromhell)
Jan 8th
400 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: My blog needs to have a picture that can easily be taken from Google images or other free sources. Me: Hate to break it to you, but you can’t legally use Google images for free photos. Client: Uh, yeah, you can.  Just right click and click “Save Image As…”  I shouldn’t have to tell you this. You’re supposed to be the graphic’s expert.
Jan 5th
375 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: Can you just get rid of this here? Me: The Lorum Ipsum? Client: Yeah, just fill it with dummy text that doesn’t mean anything.
Jan 2nd
523 notes
December 2011
10 posts
Those fireworks were amazing. Happy 2012 everyone where we’ll do it all over again, only better!
Dec 31st
Dec 25th
8 notes
Dec 22nd
1 note
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
“The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 15th
538 notes
“Send the copy to me. I probably don’t have time to comment, so if you don’t hear...”
– Aka read your mind. (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 13th
173 notes
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clientsfromhell: Me: Ok, the password is: K upper case, z lower case, L upper case, two - Client: Two…? Upper case or lower case?
Dec 5th
206 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.  Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -   Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else! Me: Do you mean… laminate?
Dec 4th
1,283 notes
clientsfromhell: Client: With the issue is coming out in October, could you Photoshop a sweater on those kids in bathing suits? Me: What, with the sweater-tool? Client: That sounds perfect! Thanks. 
Dec 4th
473 notes
November 2011
25 posts
clientsfromhell: Client: Could you photoshop it so that I look like less of an asshole? Me: I’m sorry, how…? Client: My employees say I look like an asshole in this picture, so take care of it. Me: Can you ask them how you look like -  Client: Look, my employees are ignorant idiots, just fix it.  Me: Oh, I think I see it now. 
Nov 28th
523 notes
clientsfromhell: Me: “Alright, I want you to go ahead and drag that file to your desktop.” Client: “Pff. I don’t have a desktop, I have a laptop!”
Nov 28th
227 notes
Nov 25th
341 notes
“If we crop out the fat kid, will it knock the file size down enough?”
– Fat data.
Nov 24th
648 notes
Nov 23rd
125 notes
Spheres & Stuff & 3D things!
jazzybam: Here’s a few quick renders following on from my other 3D experiments. I think I may have the hang of turning things into spheres now… This is pretty much a constant side project for me so I’ll be posting more stuff as and when I make it. Enjoy!
Nov 22nd
6 notes
Nov 22nd