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"I’ve decided on the photos that I would like you to use on the website. They are attached to this email. Please send them back when you’re finished as they are my only copies. Thanks!"
Careful now (via clientsfromhell)
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"Be sure to put every letter of the alphabet in the URL. I want my site to come up on that address bar list no matter what they start typing in there."
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clientsfromhell:

Client: I can’t seem to find the search box, can you please make sure it’s working?

Me: The search box is in the top left hand corner of ever page.

Client: Is that on your left or my left?

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"We’re a pretty forward thinking company - with pretty tech savvy employees. As you can see, we use Mozzarella Firefox."
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"Lastly, regarding SEO: We put about 1600 keywords into the keywords meta tag for the Home Page. Is that enough?"
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(Source: xverdxse)

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Liking these little videos for the Frietag product range. Nice use of animation, bit of fun but also helps to show the products full features. My favourite is this, F49 Fringe.

(by FREITAG lab. ag)

What I made this weekend. My ‘Smiley’ logo made entirely from Lego.

What I made this weekend. My ‘Smiley’ logo made entirely from Lego.

Tagged with:  Art  Lego  bricks  icon  mosaic  picture    
Tumblrs new messaging service, ‘Fan Mail’.
(via Tumblr Fan Mail messaging service launches, mobile updates coming soon | The Verge)

clientsfromhell:

Client: The text is not black enough.

Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….

Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?

Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.

I went to lunch.

Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?

Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.

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Wore my limited edition @netmag t-shirt to @Jigowatt today. Lovely gold screen printed design.

Wore my limited edition @netmag t-shirt to @Jigowatt today. Lovely gold screen printed design.

"Transparent vector jpeg will do just fine."
The file format my client wants his photographs in (via clientsfromhell)
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clientsfromhell:

Client: My blog needs to have a picture that can easily be taken from Google images or other free sources.

Me: Hate to break it to you, but you can’t legally use Google images for free photos.

Client: Uh, yeah, you can.  Just right click and click “Save Image As…”  I shouldn’t have to tell you this. You’re supposed to be the graphic’s expert.

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Can you just get rid of this here?

Me: The Lorum Ipsum?

Client: Yeah, just fill it with dummy text that doesn’t mean anything.

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